Rules Tips & FAQ's

 Q. How long does it take to get listed?
 A. 1-7 days (normally 3-ish), see where I'm up to here.

 Q. What kind of sites are eligible for a listing in The Directory?
 A. Standard free porn sites, adult story sites, general adult sites & adult webmaster resources (No AVS, paysites, galleries or non-adult).

 Q. What if I change my site after it's listed?
 A. Submit a modification here.

 Q. I followed ALL your rules but still didn't get listed. Why might that be?
 A. Read my tips - you'll probably find the answer there:

 Q. Nope - I followed ALL your rules AND tips / recommendations but I still didn't get listed. Why might that be?
A1. You probably did - in fact - break one of my rules or ignore one of my tips.
A2. I saw broken images on the site or couldn't connect to the site when reviewing.
A3. I accepted the same pics from someone else in the same category already.
A4. Too many sites in the same category recently, (try building for a new niche).
A5. I had wayyy too many submissions that day and yours was too late in the queue.

I'm not charging for submissions because I don't want to discourage people from listing with me, but the "flipside" is that I get a lot of shit submitted, dealing with it takes time and so I've developed a cast-iron blacklist and a very fucking itchy trigger finger!
The blacklist is used on all of my link lists - but you won't get put on it unless you fuck up - so don't fuck up!

Bottom line - read all this shit once & you'll know what I want & don't fuck me around, 'cos I'll win and you'll be fucked - permanently!
(Be good, build good sites and - when I open my next directory, you'll get existing sites listed there for nothing... for a while at least)!

Categories:
Make certain you submit to the category which best fits your pictures and title, DO NOT choose the category to suit your sponsor.
Check my categories before submitting, if I have a better one than you choose, you won't get listed. If in doubt check here.

Category Notes:
It's NOT "Public Sex" unless somebody is watching.
I KNOW female ejaculation is not "Oral Sex" but that's where it goes unless I build a specific category.

Definition: "Standard Free Porn Sites" comprise an entry/warning page, a main page and 2-3 galleries.

All of my "Tips" constitute rules for the purpose of free site submissions, and in addition:

1. Use a proper warning above your enter link, don't fill it with spam or silly requirements, (it has to be applicable worldwide).
2. Minimum 20 pics / 120 seconds of movies per site. Maximum - depends how greedy you are with your sponsor links.
3. Put my link on your entry / main page along with at least 3 other "real" links... (I prefer 6-12).

4. Pics must be on your domain, hotlinkers suck ass.
5. I don't like pics on HTML pages - if the site's great I may allow them - subject to a maximum of 1 sponsor & 1 internal link per page.
6. Pointer manipulation and deceptive mouseovers will not be accepted... Be a salesman, not an asshole.

7. Index page "Exit Links" MUST go to a non-adult site (Note: Casinos & dating sites are adult stupid).
8. If you link a thumbnail / pic' to a sponsor site, it MUST include some text with a "hover color" & it had better be REAL fuckin' obvious.
9. Don't make your site title or metatitle identical to any well-known sponsor sites, that's just pointless (learn some basic SEO).

10. I like regular submitters who vary site designs, follow the rules, build good sites & write imaginative & accurate titles & descriptions.
11. Make sure your title, description & category relate to ALL of the content, & - if it's not in the pic's - don't fucking well say that it is!
12. I hate when people put pics out of sequence. If your pic's are of a girl stripping, finish with the naked shots.

13. Submit complete sites only - all pages in one parent folder - no doorway / main pages with a couple of galleries tacked on.
14. The way to get Search engine hits that are worth a damn is by targetting worthwile terms, NOT by filling your metas with garbage!
15. Make sure your site navigation links aren't the smallest text on your pages, that's really fucking silly.

16. I hate links so close to sponsor ads that people click on them by mistake; sell the fucking sponsor, don't waste people's time!
17. Your pictures should be optimized properly, and should never be bigger than 100Kbs, that's just plain fucking lazy!
18. I don't want to see "no-follow" in my links or your robots metatag - if I do - your ass is blacklisted!

19. Do NOT submit sites promoting "Dam-Teens" or "Drunk Moms".
20. If you use the word "young" (especially - but not exclusively - on teen sites), you MUST qualify it as distinctly adult (banners too).
21. Shit like "russian teens, defloration, teeny, teenies, virgins, little girls, girlies, hymen," all over your site will REALLY piss me off!

22. Be REAL fucking careful about how you use the word "boys" on gay sites & don't use it on mature sites... WTF is that all about?
23. Bestiality & incest are fucked up & ILLEGAL, (I won't list stories about them either). If I see any sick shit I'll blacklist & report you!
24. NO rape, enforced sex (bdsm play is ok), or references to "hacked paysite passwords" - that shit will get you blacklisted.

25. If your site is down when I check it, you get 24 hours. After that it's removed (no penalty - unless it happens too often)!
26. If your site is down, it better resolve to a "standard 404 page", 'cos if I hit some skanky links page or fake TGP, you're blacklisted!
27. If you keep breaking the same rules or you keep ignoring these tips, sooner or later I'll lose my patience and blacklist you.

50. DON'T get on my fuckin' blacklist, you WON'T get off without begging, & paying $$$'s, & if you fuck up again, you're on it forever!

1. Submit good quality adult webmaster resources to the "webmasters/resources" category only (duh).
2. Story sites - use rules (& tips) for standard free porn sites (where applicable) and submit to my "story" category.
3. Submit all other sites to "the-passion-mall/xxx-links" category ONLY... (If it fits I MAY add it to a standard category).

4. NO garbage - No circle jerks - No pop-up hell.
6. No reasons given for refusal (unless they can be fixed).
6. Link back to what you consider to be my most relevant page, choose a link from here.

7. Add the url with my link to the end of your site description.
8. Do NOT cast repeated votes for your site or the link will be removed.
9. I check recip's VERY regularly... If it gets moved, removed or altered I'll blacklist every domain you own and tell everybody.